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“Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable?”

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Michael Scott calls Oscar Martinez (The Office) into his office to get his advice on an upcoming medical procedure:

“It is a colonoscopy. In your experience, what should I be expecting, in terms of sensation, or emotions? Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me or Dr. Chaudry?”

I was reminded of this from a 2006 episode of Ricky Gervais’ podcast.

Cruisin’

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My friend George, and his wife Alice, are somewhere on the high seas aboard the MS Zuiderdam. On-board activities¹ include:

  • Coloring for Adults
  • Origami Folding: Fish
  • Detox for Health and Weight Loss Seminar
  • Knitter’s Meetup
  • Mahjong Players Meet
  • Relieving Back Pain
  • Creating Doodle Designs: Jar of Dreams
  • Team Trivia Challenge
  • Shuffleboard Tournament
  • Evening Catholic Prayer
  • Pickleball Open Play
  • Ladies’ Night in the Thermal Suite
  • Young Adult Meetup (55 or younger)

¹ I shit you not.