Michael Scott calls Oscar Martinez (The Office) into his office to get his advice on an upcoming medical procedure:
“It is a colonoscopy. In your experience, what should I be expecting, in terms of sensation, or emotions? Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me or Dr. Chaudry?”
I was reminded of this from a 2006 episode of Ricky Gervais’ podcast.
Click image above for some W.C. Fields genius.
I’ve never seen the movie The Wolf of Wall Street but I stumbled on it while channel surfing last night, in the middle of Leonardo DiCaprio’s big speech. I watched a minute or so, just long enough to decide it could not hold a candle to some of the other great “greed” scenes.
Alec Baldwin’s Glengarry Glen Ross Speech; Michael Douglas’ “greed is good” scene; and Ben Affleck’s famous scene from The Boiler Room.
The Shield premiered in 2002 and got glowing reviews but I never got around to watching it. Until now. It holds up well after 20+ years. The show was created and written by Shawn Ryan and while I can’t say for sure he penned this bit of dialog, somebody deserves an award for coming up with the line, “I’ve got a yammy full of Georgia joy juice.” And I thought I had every slang term for female genitalia.