“Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable?”

Michael Scott calls Oscar Martinez (The Office) into his office to get his advice on an upcoming medical procedure:

“It is a colonoscopy. In your experience, what should I be expecting, in terms of sensation, or emotions? Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me or Dr. Chaudry?”

I was reminded of this from a 2006 episode of Ricky Gervais’ podcast.

Drag queen helping conservatives with makeup

Landon Reid describes himself as “Artist, Oddball, Dork, Decorator, Costume designer, reaching across the aisle to help conservatives re-create their favorite makeup looks.” (Can you say “niche”?)

As far as I know I am not personally acquainted with any drag queens. But based on what I’ve seen in films, TV and on YouTube, nobody does bitchy-snarky satire better.

While it’s unlikely Marjorie Taylor Green will ever see the video above, it was viewed 192,000 times in three weeks. Mr. Reid has also re-created the makeup look of Ron DeSantis, Ted Cruz, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Rudy Giuliani and many others. (Side note: he seems to be really good at doing makeup).