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Asides

  • “Raise your hand if somebody you love has a vagina.” — Deangelo Vickers
  • “You don’t look sick. Just tired and bitter.” — As Good As It Gets
  • “Try not to puke. You may have to lay in it a long time.” — Paul Newman (Hombre)
  • “You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do.” — Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
  • “A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.” — Dwight Schrute
  • “You think you’re excited? You should feel my nipples.” — Dwight Schrute
  • “They knew many things but had no idea why. And strangely this made them more, rather than less, certain that they were right.”—Anathem