I think the creepy trumps the amusing on this classified ad. First question: What about the immortal remains of Bertrand Goforth? Does he have a new head stone? Why?

If my name is also Bertrand Goforth, won’t the dates be a little off?

Are they hoping someone named Bertran Goforth was buried without a marker, in hopes the family would find a deal like this down the road?

I’d really like to know if someone buys this… and why.

[Thanks to Joel for spotting this gem]