In a recent blog post Seth Godin linked to a company that’s using colonoscopy awareness in its marketing. (“Wear your ass on your sleeve. Every purchase helps fund colonoscopies for the underinsured.”) From their mission statement.
Colonoscopies prevent colon cancer, they don’t just diagnose them early. This makes them the best cancer screening EVER, hands down. Unlike other diagnostic screening tests, a colonoscopy can also remove polyps in the colon that can grow into fatal tumors. Super inspiring, right? But many people are wary of the procedure because of how it’s been talked about for 50 years: “invasive”, “hassle”, “awful”. And maybe that was true in the past, but today, it’s more like a spa appointment than a scary hospital visit: it’s essentially a fast, a cleanse, and a nap!
You can request laxative pills instead of the dreaded “colonoscopy cocktail.” Fasting can include gummy bears, and the end flush is often calm, comfortable, and non-dramatic. So given the choice between a mildly unpleasant doctor’s visit or a potentially fatal diagnosis, we will back that ass up every time!
I’ve had two colonoscopies in the last two weeks (one was a sigmoidoscopy) and the prep wasn’t pleasant but a small price to pay for a life-saving procedure. The GI doc removed a small polyp (non-malignant) and biopsied a small mass (also non-malignant). A week from tomorrow I’ll have surgery to remove that bad boy before he has a chance to turn badder. Stay tuned.

The life expectancy of a healthy 77-year-old male living in the United States can vary depending on factors such as overall health, lifestyle, genetics, and access to healthcare. On average a 77-year-old male in good health today can expect to live another 10 to 13 years, reaching an age of 87 to 90. If you’re particularly healthy, maintain good habits (e.g., regular exercise, a healthy diet, avoiding smoking, and managing stress), you might live even longer. The Social Security Administration’s actuarial data suggests that a male aged 77 has a remaining life expectancy of approximately 10.4 years, but this is just an average and doesn’t account for the benefits of excellent health or medical advancements.
Posting here has been sporadic for the last few weeks because on February 10th I tripped (walking down the front steps) and fell, breaking my left arm just below the shoulder. A clean break that did not require surgery or a cast but has been painful and damned inconvenient.
2024 will be the 10th consecutive year of tracking my daily meditation. I think I was practicing for five years or so before I began logging my time on the cushion on November 30, 2014. I ran up a string of 371 days before missing a day (pneumonia). I managed 271 consecutive days before missing again (out of town attending the 50th anniversary of my high school graduation.) I have not missed a day since. 2,101 consecutive days (5.7 years). Total days since I started logging my sessions, 3,317 days.