Presidential Aide: Mr. President, two airliners have been flown into the World Trade Center Towers.
George W. Bush: Those are the big ones in New York, right?
Aide: Yes sir. We think there might be as many as 3,000 dead.
Bush: Who did it?
Aide: We think they were Saudis.
Bush: Damn, I’ve played golf with those guys.
Aide: No sir. These are probably extremists.
Bush: No shit. What are we gonna do about it?
Vice President Cheney: Mr. President, we have to invade Iraq but we need to invade Afghanistan first to make it look good.
Bush: Do we think that prick Saddam had something to do with it?
Cheney: Sir, we don’t know that he didn’t.
Bush: I’d like to nuke that fucker. Does he have nukes or chemical weapons or something.
CIA Director George Tennent: There’s no evidence of that, Mr. President.
Cheney: Take another look.
Tennent: Yes sir.
Cheney: When we invade, I think I can get my friends at Halliburton to pitch in.
Bush: Cool.
[Fast forward. The Liberation of Irag is not going well]
Bush: Goddamn it Rummy, I thought you said this thing would take a few weeks and we’d be greeted as liberators. Everyone going to Camp David with me and the First Lady, take one step forward… not so fast Rummy!
[Later]
Bush: Karl, we’re in the shit here. What should we do?
Karl Rove: Well, you’re in your final term… just drag the thing out and leave it for the Democrats.
Bush: Can we do that?
Rove: I don’t see why not. We can say things we’re looking good when we left.
Bush: But things look like hell!
Rove: Just wait. They’ll look a lot worse.
Bush: But won’t history show that I screwed the pooch on this?
Rove and Cheney: (Looking at the floor and ceiling respectively)
Cheney: Uh, no sir, Mr. President. All anyone will remember is the Middle East exploded on the Democrats’ watch. Uh, listen guys, I gotta run. I’m going skeet shooting with Scooter.
Update: Just in… a plan for withdrawal.
I got a few minutes with Missouri State Senator Charlie Shields this morning. Senator Shields –the Majority Floor Leader– was kind enough to let me ask a few questions at a very busy time for the legislature. I wanted his take on how the Senate uses –or doesn’t– use technologies like laptops, the web, smart phones, Blackberry’s, blogs and podcasting.
One of our reporters stepped on blogger toes earlier this week. Steve Walsh is a reporter for The Missourinet, a radio network headquartered in Jefferson City. He took over the network blog a few weeks back and has been doing a good job with it. The post in question attempted to make some “distinctions” between MSM bloggers and “political” bloggers.