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“There are no coincidences, only patterns we do not see.” — Every Dead Thing by John Connolly
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“People have told me I have a very symmetrical face.” — Michael Scott
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“Zen pretty much comes down to three things-everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention.” — Jane Hirshfield
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“The AI does not hate you, nor does it love you. But you are made out of atoms which it can use for something else.” — Eliezer Yudkowsky, AI Researcher
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“It is not what you do, but what you stop doing that matters.” — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj
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“You don’t know me. You’ve just seen my penis.” — Michael Scott
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“Men who believe they are accomplishing something by speaking, speak in a different way from men who believe speaking is a waste of time.” -- Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson
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“In the future, only older, poorer people will experience advertising.” — Jules Ehrhardt
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“What’s happening right in front of us is the only thing happening.” — Department Q
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“My other superpower is that I don’t mind embarrassing myself in public.” - Scott Adams
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“Cardiologists confirming that up to 400 mg (4 cups) of caffeine daily is safe and likely heart-protective.” — American Heart Assn
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“Since I got sober, the world of gambling has really opened up to me.” — Rooster (HBO)
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“Raise your hand if somebody you love has a vagina.” — Deangelo Vickers
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“You don’t look sick. Just tired and bitter.” — As Good As It Gets
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“Try not to puke. You may have to lay in it a long time.” — Paul Newman (Hombre)
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“You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do.” — Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
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“A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.” — Dwight Schrute
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“You think you’re excited? You should feel my nipples.” — Dwight Schrute
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“They knew many things but had no idea why. And strangely this made them more, rather than less, certain that they were right.”—Anathem
