If someone can see you, mask up.

Katie Notopoulos, writing BuzzFeed’s How To Plague advice column:

“A good way to gauge the amount of distance where it’s OK to dangle your mask around your neck or off one ear is to imagine your mouth is your asshole. If you were completely alone, it would be fine to let your nude tushy hang out, but you’d want to pull on your pants as soon as you saw anyone coming, even from 100 feet away. Basically, if someone can see you, mask up.”

Custom mask by Tonya Lear.


Why you should wear a facemask

  1. If we all run around naked and someone pees on you, you get wet right away.
  2. If you are wearing pants, some pee will get through, but not as much. So you are better protected.
  3. But if the guy who pees also is wearing pants, the pee stays with him and you do not get wet.