This will be huge with my friends in Dunklin County.
One of the few (only?) times I ever water skied was in the Mississippi River. I got up for a few seconds and fell. The flotation belt slipped down to my hips and help me upside down for an eternity. When I got right-side-up again, a river barge was headed my way. Ditch surfing looks like a lot more fun. [via Spluch]