A few days ago one of Barb’s friends asked asked about singing telegrams. Something she could order online and email for a birthday. (Barb’s sister). I suggested she use an AI to create an original song. She sent a beautiful note which I uploaded to Claude.ai which promptly turned around some lyrics.

I uploaded those to Suno which cranked out the tune below:

“A slow twelve-bar in the key of seventy years.”
“She’s my sister from another mister. The soother of my soul.”

PS: I played the song for two people, both of whom didn’t care for it. I thought is was perfect.