The First Thing I Saw When I Opened My Eyes #001

After a long night of blogging and Beck's guzzling, I sometimes wake up in strange places. Last weekend it was in the middle of a gravel road. My first thought was "The Beck's Elves have left me in The Land of Giant Turtles." My second was, "No problem, I can outrun a giant turtle, even with a hangover."

Comments

[Andy Waschick]

You can decrease the likelihood of such roadside encounters if only you switched from Beck's to La Fin Du Monde (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22/34 ).
Thereafter, it would be hard to make it as far as the driveway.