"Listen, Can You Do Me A Favor And Join The Army?"

"Hey, can you do something for me real quick? Could you enlist in the Army? I'm only asking because I was just wondering about it, because it would be great, I think. If you joined the Army. And it would definitely help me out."

This recruitment pitch is so compelling, I think I'd enlist. If I were 40 years younger and wanted to lose a foot for George Bush. But it sounds like the U. S. Army is finding "a few good men."