Vote for me!

I've probably posted on this before but only the clinically obsessed or house-bound reader would know that, so...

If you're going to run for office in Dunklin County, Missouri, you have two methods for telling your story to the voting public: yard signs and the even more powerful 4x8 plywood sign placed in strategic locations. You might run a few radio spots but that wouldn't do the job if your opponent out-signed you.

One thing before I go on... anyone swayed by a political ad on TV is a fucking moron. You are cattle (maybe sheep). And you are legion, hence all the ads on TV. But you won't live forever and your children are not watching TV. I hope they will be harder to reach and mislead. Where was I?

Oh, yeah. My friend Terry sends us this example of state-of-the-art political media from my hometown. (No offense intended, Patrick. You have to do what you have to do. Good luck)