Talking pretty

Dave Morris talks for a living. More accurately, he reads. But he does it really well and gets paid a lot of money for doing it. He vows to never let us see him in action but I would welcome the opportunity to shoot some video of one of his recording sessions and share a little mini-documentary with his many readers.

And if Dave wants to give me something very special for my 58th birthday (March 8), he can produce a 30 second promo (a 60 would be even better) for smays.com.

This won't be difficult, Dave. It's late. You've had a few belts but you're not ready for bed. You go into your home studio, put something loud and fast on the stereo and start noodling around. Hit RECORD and let it happen. Jesus, I have goose bumps just thinking about it.