I miss baggy clothes.

I’m talking about the kind Diane Keaton wore in Annie Hall. The ladies in the office laughed at me when I said this. “You mean like in the 80’s?!” Yeah, I guess. I just think baggy clothes are…sexier. One of my female co-workers suggested that was because I thought loose clothing might fall off. Another theorized it had something to do with mystery. Perhaps I’m growing weary of super-low-riding hip-huggers.

Ladies, if your pants are below your hip bones, I should be able to see your hip bones. If not, keep ‘em covered.

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