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03/31/2005

Good idea, bad radio.


Left of the Dial is another fascinating documentary from HBO. I kept thinking, "How does the Daily Show get it so right, while these guys get it so wrong?"

"In early 2004, a group of investors set out to launch a liberal radio network that would challenge the dominance of America's airwaves by conservative talk radio. The creative, financial and logistical challenges were immense, but on March 31, Air America Radio became a reality. LEFT OF THE DIAL chronicles the trials and tribulations involved in starting up - and sustaining - a nationwide radio network during a highly charged election year."

Clearly now

I'm just guessing here, but I figure I must own five or six hundred pair of reading glasses. And I can lay my hands on maybe a dozen of those. But the good news is they are cheap and disposable. And the better news is my vision is (still) almost 20-20. That's the word from Dr. Wankum. I was half-way expecting to need full-time specs, but not yet. Waiting for the doctor, with all the eye exam gear surrounding you, is a fine time to think about all the beautiful things there are to see.

You want 60's or 30's?

According to TNS Media Intelligence report (March 8, 2005), Internet ad spending ($7.4 billion) in 2004 exceeded (for the first time) that of local radio ($7.3 billion).

03/29/2005

Saga cancels satellite-friendly syndicators.

Taking a stand against syndicators that air programs on both terrestrial and satellite radio, Saga Communications has begun methodically canceling shows where its exclusivity has been compromised. Ed Christian, president and CEO for Saga said he hopes his actions will sound a wake-up call to the industry while conveying to syndicators that they can't have it both ways. [Story in Mediaweek]

This just in

In 1972, radio station KBOA had a little closet in the newsroom that housed two teletype machines. One for the Associated Press and one for the National Weather Service. These typewriter-like printers spewed out line after line of news, sports, weather... everything a radio station might ever want to pass on to its audience. They were loud and smelly and mechanical and the ground through box after box of paper and ribbons. I remember a tractor trailer pulling up to the station every few months to drop off dozens of boxes of each. It was --for all practical purposes-- the radio station's only source for news outside the local community. If someone forgot to feed the beast a new box of paper... or the paper jammed overnight... or the printer ribbon broke... no news. And if the damned thing just broke, you were probably miles from a technician that knew how to fix it.

I was reminded of those primitive days by a visit from old friend David Gerstmann, founder of WireReady. I met David at an NAB meeting in Boston back in 1991 or '92. David had just graduated from Tufts Univsersity and was exhibiting at the show. He had written an inexpensive software program that could run on the personal computers that were coming into use. Instead of grinding through all of that paper and ribbon, his software could capture and store the information and you just printed out the stories you wanted. Not just from one wire service, but from as many as you had. An amazing idea at the time.

WireReady could also do some word processing tricks that radio news guys found handy. It was affordable, easy to use, ran on the piece-of-shit computer that trickled down to the newsroom and David gave great customer support. He sold a boat-load of WireReady systems and --over the years-- introduced new features (networking, digital audio editing, etc).

For a long time, Associated Press and United Press International (UPI) were pretty much the the only sources for world and national news. Not technically a monopoly but they had broadcasters by the balls and they squeezed hard and long. It was a tightly controlled information pipeline but --thanks to the Internet-- those days are gone forever. RIP.

Disclosure: The company I work for operates a sort of "poor man's wire service" (sorry, David) called Learfield Data. It exists today, in part, because broadcasters wanted alternatives to the Big Wire Services of yore.

Money and mouth.

Mark Cuban's post on the Grokster Supreme Court argument motivated me to make a contribution to and join the Electronic Frontier Foundation. I'm not a joiner but I'm proud to support this organization.

03/28/2005

RadioDavidByrne.com


David Byrne explains why he started his own Internet radio station:

"A friend who relocated to California from NY said she missed hearing all the odd variety of music that was played around the office here. I miss hearing what you all are listening to," she wrote. This "radio" is my response. It will stream for a few hours and then it will recycle. Maybe it will run longer in the future. The artists played here are respectful of one another and gunplay is forbidden."

What an interesting idea. I confess I like most of the songs I've heard, even though I've never heard of any of the artists. Other Internet radio stations to which I would listen: Radio McVey, Virettarama. [via BoingBoing]

Tough day

A world of pain and suffering and relief...summed up in seven seconds where not a word was spoken. I'm a big Deadwood (HBO) fan and Sunday's episode was a doozy. Scott is bothered by the mannered, period speech. I have no idea if that is how they spoke at that place and at that time but the writers and actors make it work. And Dan gave us the ultimate ring-tone.

Update: Heart breaker! I moved some files around and lost the MP3 file. It's a clip where Dan tells Johnny what a "tough fuckin' day" he's had. If you've got the DVD, get in touch. I'd really like to put that clip back on line.

03/27/2005

Different how?


The LA Times has the story of the DeLay family's decision to terminate life support for the congressman's father, in 1988. [via Scripting News]

03/26/2005

Uncle! Uncle!

I hope this wrestling move is so uncommon, so obscure... that it doesn't have or need a name. But should that dark day come... The Full Colon; The Rectal Takedown; Four Fingers of Death. Coach Ron has compiled photos of other painful wrestling holds.

03/25/2005

Gulp #237.

In an article on RealMoney.com, Cody Willard steers investors away from big broadcast companies:


"... the tens of billions of dollars spent on radio advertising are in a steady, secular decline, and that's not pretty for those companies that have depended on those models for revenue, nor for those companies that have depended on that outlet to deliver their message."

I spotted one positive nugget in his piece:

"Regional radio is coming back and will find its niche again. But the days of big radio are over."

I don't know if Mr. Willard is right and I'm not sure what --if anything-- this will mean for the company I work for. But I'm a "small radio" guy at heart and have no tears for the Big Broadcasters. Nor do they need any. They've made their millions and it's safely tucked away in some off-shore tax haven. [Note: If you're not a registered user at RealMoney.com you'll have to sign up for a free 30 trial to get to the full piece.]

Bad dog!

I paid about $500 for Barb's Treo 600 a couple of years ago when they first came out. The Treo 650 is now the smartest of the "smart phones" and the 600 has dropped to about $300. Whatever value you choose to assign, it's still the most expensive thing eaten by one of our pups.

Gnomedex 5.0.


My idea of a fun vacation is a few days at a technology show, so I'm looking forward to Gnomedex 5.0 coming up in late June in Seattle. I attended the first Gnomedex in Des Moines but missed the last couple. This year's show looks like a good one. Adam Curry is the keynote speaker and other presenters include: Steve Gillmore, Robert Scoble, Marc Canter and a bunch more. Chris Pirillo is a sharp guy and I'm betting he puts on another great conference.

03/24/2005

Say what?

Gosh, one stringent caterpillar vivaciously haltered together with this nefarious bandicoot. Wow, that tarantula is much more indignant than one repulsive cat. Oh my, one ambidextrous leopard frenetically gurgled in front of the zealous boa. Dear me, one goose is far less absentminded than the various man-of-war. Gosh, this wolverine is far less attentive than some pesky bandicoot. Nonsense Generator 2.1.1

03/23/2005

You're in my seat

I eat breakfast two or three times a week at Mel's Country Cafe. Nothing fancy about Mel's and the menu never changes. It's the kind of place where you can get mashed potatoes and gravy, green beans and a piece of banana cream pie. (If you're from Kennett, think Palace Cafe or McCormick's)

And you can have a cigarette with your meal at Mel's. And lots of folks do. They made the back room smoke-free a few years ago but you have to walk through a cloud of smoke to get there and back through it when you're done.

When I walked into Mel's on Tuesday, one of the servers informed me that the smaller room in back is now the smoking room and the larger, front room is smoke free. Whoa. I took a seat and looked around and noticed most of the same faces, sitting in their usual places. All the smokers sitting in the smoke-free room.

I asked my server how the new policy was going over. "Not so good," he admitted. "A couple of them have gone back to the smoking room long enough to have a cigarette, and then came back to their usual spot."

I grew up in a smoking family. I understand smokers and the power of their addiction. I've known smokers that would get a divorce or quit a good job rather than give up the habit. Family members who no longer speak as a result of long-ago arguments about smoking. These are the same people that stand hunched in the freezing rain to get their fix. What force could make them stop smoking long enough to have some ham and eggs? And it hit me.

Routine. It would be more shocking to their nicotine-soaked nerve endings to sit in a different chair...at a different table...IN A DIFFERENT ROOM! I'm told this is a common phenomenon among regular church goers who have their regular pew. We dedicate this song to all the men and women jonesing through breakfast at Mel's.

Connected.


A couple of nuggets from a new Arbitron/Edison Media study (pdf) released today:

* Eight in 10 Americans have access to the Internet from any location. As of January 2005, 81% of consumers have access to the Internet from any location. This is a remarkable rise from the 50% penetration figure from just six years ago (January 1999).

* The number of people with a broadband Internet connection at home equals the number of people with a dial-up connection at home. In January 2001, only 12% of Americans with Internet access at home used a broadband connection. That figure has since quadrupled. Now, in January 2005, 48% of people with home Internet access have broadband, and 48% have dial-up service.

03/22/2005

Or go blind.

Shel Israel and Robert Scobel are building a business blogging book titled Blog or Die and they've posted chapter one. I'm not sure if I believe they have this right or I just want them to be right.

Flair

"People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, ok? They come to Chotchkie's for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun."

03/21/2005

List of Banished Words.


Lake Superior State University has published their annual list of banished words (and phrases): Blue States/Red States; Flip Flop; Improvised Explosive Device; Carbs; and a bunch of others we can probably do without. "Blog" was on the list but many who nominated it were unsure of the meaning. ("I don't know what it is but I'm sick of hearing about it!")

Check. Check. Check.

The new Marantz PMD660 Digital Audio Recorder is a little pricey at $500 but it seems well designed and packs a lot of features. This little booger is so nice, it made me a little nostalgic. (Audio: 6 min, mp3)

03/20/2005

Where troubles melt like lemondrops

XM Ben has been in Austin to help produce XM's coverage of the South by Southwest Music Festival. Saturday's broadcast was delayed by rain but he snapped this image from the top of their tour bus. This is very much what it will look like when we're forced to enclose our cities in huge, plastic bubbles in order to breathe.

Winter is not over


Winter is not over in Wisconsin. Photo above taken by Bob Hague while riding his snow-tire equipped bike Saturday morning. We suspect he stopped to take this shot but he wasn't clear on that point.

03/19/2005

Radio to decline 2.5%. Blame iPods and satellites.

Some interesting stats coming out of the Kagan Radio/TV Summit in New York. The CIBC World Markets director of research says radio can expect an overall 2.5% annual radio audience decline this year owing primarily to iPods and satellite radio.

According to independent research commissioned by Sirius, once consumers get a Sirius radio, they spend 83% of their radio time with Sirius and 7% with traditional radio. So whats commercal radio to do? According to the presentation: Increase local content; upgrade national sales efforts; get better research data; Hire TV people ("they know how to sell in a declining market.")

[iloveradio.org]

Define fucking.

"Virginity pledges" -- public promises to remain virgins until marriage -- do not protect the young people who make them from the risk of engaging in unsafe sexual practices that could lead to sexually transmitted diseases. Some pledgers engaged in alternative sexual behaviors in order to preserve their virginity. In fact, among those who had not had vaginal intercourse, pledgers were more likely to have engaged in both oral and anal sex than their non-pledging peers. Among virgins, male and female pledgers were six time more likely to have had oral sex than non-pledgers, and male pledgers were four times more likely to have had anal sex than those who had not pledged, the research shows." . [Study in the March 18 issue of the Journal of Adolescent Health]

Newsweek has a podcast.

I don't read Newsweek but I'll sample their podcast. And then I might read newsweek. [BuzzMachine]

03/18/2005

Me too.


The CareerBuilder.com folks have the amazing "I work with a bunch of monkees" TV spots on their website. I even signed up to be notified when the next commercial comes out. Another example of what Dave Winer wrote about in his Advertising Manefesto. They'll pull these eventually so watch 'em now before they're gone.

03/17/2005

Wired Canadian Farmer.

Spent the morning visiting with Dwayne Leslie (5 min interview). He's a farmer from Manitoba, Canada, who --five years ago-- decided to build a web page to help pass the cold winter days when he couldn't farm. He created PrairieLinks.com which is the #1 ag portal in Canada. When he couldn't find any good farm auction sites, he started FarmAuctionGuide.com which attracts 10,000 unique visitors daily. Do not tell me that farmers are not plugged in.

Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass.

Seems like I've seen Christopher Walken in a lot of movies in recent years and he's typecast as the Bad Guy. Or the Weird Guy. Or the Weird Bad Guy. And he does that role very well. (I think he's particularly good in Quentin Tarantino movies) But for some reason, tonight I was thinking of the Russian roulette scene (with Robert De Niro) from The Deer Hunter (1978). Almost too intense to watch. And nearly 30 years ago.

03/15/2005

Make it available. Don't be annoying.

Dave Winer's Advertising-in-the-age-of-podcasts Manifesto might just be on the money.

"We're seeking out commercial information all the time. When you look up a movie review, or choose a plane flight, shop for an apartment, pick a restaurant or review your stock portfolio, you are seeking commercial information. So, therefore, there's nothing particularly bad about commercials."

The rest of his manifesto takes about one minute to read.

Tomorrow Radio.


Randy Michaels, former Clear Channel Radio CEO, on the future of radio: "People today are being entertained different, and that's a problem for radio. (By the) time a profit is made, satellite radio will be eclipsed by something more profound. Namely, Internet-based radio stations available nationwide thanks to wireless broadband technology. Radio is going to be interactive, and it's not going to be delivered just by transmitters. The next thing is not satellite, which is another form of point-to-multipoint technology. It will be interactive, two-way communication that's available to everybody that is the next big thing. Radio companies will have no more defense in defending their business than the railroads did when airplanes came in and took their freight business."

Annual White Trash Award.

Thanks to David for pointing to this match made in heaven.

03/14/2005

And the Pope's on line two.

I've been reading Halley's Comment for almost three years. I feel as though I know more about Halley Suitt's life (at least the parts she's shared on her blog) than I do my next door neighbor. Or most of the people I work with. I have blood relatives that are less a part of my daily life. Now, we can argue about whether this is good or bad or what it says about my life, but I find this online voyeurism benign at worst and warmly satisfying at best.

Halley is what's known as an A-List blogger. If bloggers wore leather pants, Halley would be rock star. So, you can imagine my girlish delight when I received a reply to an email I sent, commenting on one of her posts ("Dear Mr. Jagger, I have all the Rolling Stones CD's!").

I believe she even said something about visiting smays.com once in a while. I choose to believe she was just being nice because I don't need that kind of pressure.

Halley is, admittedly, generous with her blogroll... but there we are, five down from Scoble and two up from Tom Peters. Until Uma Thurman calls to invite me over for a cook-out, this will do.

03/13/2005

iPod.


I find it interesting when words or objects of popular culture make their way into novels (I believe I posted on this the first time I saw Sheryl Crow's name in a novel). I spotted a reference to iPods in Robert B. Parker's Bad Business [pg 197], which was published in March of 2004.

"Vinnie put the shells on the coffee table and leaned the shotgun against the couch at the near end. Then he took an iPod and some earphones out and put them on the coffee table."

03/12/2005

Not cool.

What...a...piece...of...shit. Like flushing two tens and a five. You gotta believe Uma showed the Be Cool script to Quentin Tarantino who had to have told her, "It's sucks. Don't do it."

Pix from Henry Domke's

Pix from Henry Domke's recent trip to Arizona.

03/11/2005

How to prepare for old age.


"Never have a job, because if you have a job someday someone will take it away from you and then you will be unprepared for your old age." Number Two of Milton Glaser's list of "Ten Things I Have Learned." Pretty damned good list. [via Halley]

Call me Omar.

A Sioux City man convicted of first degree murder in connection with a drug-related slaying will NOT get a new trial. Omar Rasheen Wilkins asked for a new trial because the prosecutor kept calling him "O-J" during the trial. The justices on the Iowa Supreme Court say the prosecutor's conduct is "clearly subject to criticism" but probably did not affect the jury's verdict. The justices also point out Wilkins' own attorney slipped and called him O-J once during the trial, too.

03/10/2005

Uncomfortably close.

Good blogging cartoon.

My Google News.


I love Google news and hit the site several times a day. And now I can personalize the page. You can even add a customized section based on a word search. My page now has a section on "Learfield." Jimmy likes this a lot.

03/09/2005

Monkees with whoopie cushions.

I'm sorry about the guy that got his face, foot (and balls) ripped off by the monkees... but I find chimps in TV commercials hilarious. Honorable mentions: FedEx (We don't get French benefits?) and Dairy Queen (MooLatte).

Funniest Human.

The votes are in and Stephen Colbert is the person with whom I'd most like to party-until-I-puke.

Still a good deal.

The XM Radio folks are raising their subscription from $10 to $13 a month. Fortunately, I can lock in at $8.75 a month with a 3 year subscription. And they're throwing in the online streaming option. So, all in all, still a very good deal.

03/07/2005

Atomic Soul Weight.


Another year, another birthday. Fifty-seven. (Shudder) Man, I can throw a rock and hit sixty from here. But I feel great. Shoot, I weigh exactly what I did when I graduated from college in 1970. Or do I? Surely a lifetime of experiences and memories must have some infinitesimal mass. All the good times must weigh something, even if you subtract a few bad moments. Of course the answer is right there in the mirror. I couldn't find the quote but it's something like at twenty you have the face god gave you and and sixty you have the face you earned. Damn. I just don't think that's accurate. Life's been better than I look.

The sky's not falling. The sky's not falling.

The Internet surpassed radio as a source for political news in the United States last year as more people went online to keep up with the presidential election campaign. So says a new report by the Pew Internet and American Life Project. Twenty-nine percent of U.S. adults used the Internet to get political news last year, up from 4 percent in 1996 and 18 percent in 2000. Television remained the dominant medium for most voters, but 18 percent said they got most of their political news from the Internet, compared with 17 percent who said they turned to the radio for their news.

03/06/2005

Blog nauseam.

Like a lot of bloggers I'm a little nuts on the subject of blogging. I've been thinking about this, trying to understand my fascination (fixation?). During my radio days, I was on the air for 4 or 5 hours a day, 5 or 6 days a week. And because it was a small market station in an unrated market (and I was the program director), I could do or say pretty much anything that I wanted. Or that's the way it felt at the time. But nobody told us who we could or could not have on the talk shows and our news guys could cover any story they chose. It was very loose and a lot of fun. As for the size of our audience? Hard to say but the signal could be heard in a hundred mile radius. We assumed every many, woman and child was listening.

In the mid-eighties I started working for a radio network that served a statewide audience. In fact, it wasn't our audience but the collective audiences of the 60+ stations that aired the programs we produced. Big audience but very little control over how much of our stuff got on the air (and I was not on the air at all).

In radio, like other forms of MSM (Mainstream Media), a handful of people decided who gets heard (or read, or seen). That's good or bad, I suppose, depending on whether you were did the talking or the listening. And for most of the last 30 years, I was one of the people that decided who got air time and who didn't.

I remember getting calls pitching me on some radio program the host/producer thought would be great for the network. Overnight trucker shows; hunting and fishing shows; cooking shows; home improvement shows. And we had a little canned spiel we gave them, explaining how difficult it would be to "clear" the show and then there was the challenge of finding a sponsor and blah, blah, blah. Everything I told them was true in the context of the medium of radio networks, but I was the guy with his hand on the controls, deciding who got heard and who did not. And while I probably protected innocent listeners from a lot of bad radio, I almost certainly kept some good content from reaching an audience.

Fast forward to the late nineties and creation of what we now call the blogosphere. Anybody with an Internet connection can create a website where he or she can say any damned thing they want (with photos, audio and video). And they can reach a world-wide audience, assuming they have something that audience cares to read, listen to or watch. Maybe it's just my sixties roots showing, but I do love that. And I have a hunch it represents a powerful shift in the power structure. That's still unfolding. If you're Clear Channel Communications or the Federal Communications Commission or the guy that controls all media in Russia (or Iraq), a billion bloggers (and their readers) might not seem like a good thing.

I'm reminded of all those coups in banana republics where the rebels take over the newspaper and the radio station first thing. Once that's been accomplished, the rest is just mopping up. And, yes, they can probably find a way to kill Internet access to an entire country but that's getting harder every day.

The recent combination of blogging and radio that has produced podcasting (Rex Hammock likes the term "blogcasting" better and I tend to agree) and things will get even more interesting.

My guess is that during the earliest days of radio there was a certain amount of, "Is this cool, or what!" And blogs, blogging and bloggers will become so common they'll hardly be worth mentioning.

Google the weather.


Google has added a 4-day weather forecast to its search offering. Simply type in: weather, city, state. Link to example search for Destin, FL. I find this just insanely handy. I know I could click over to Weather.com but it would be several more clicks to the same result. I do the same thing when I need a spelling. Just google it and there's the correct spelling.

03/05/2005

Step away from the microwave. Now.

After an iorn-clad promise of anonymity, we were given permission to share this memo one of our readers recently received:

"A reminder that Pop Corn is banned from the micro wave ovens in this building. The reason is simple - it catches fire, sets of the smoke alarm, and we evacuate the building into the street - out into the snow for 20 minutes while the fire service responds to the automated alert. THAT IS WHY THERE IS NO POP CORN IN THE VENDING MACHINES. And I can count at least 4 pop corn evacuations over three years.

The fire alarm came within a hairs breath of going off early this afternoon during one such incident. All the micro waves are now brightly marked with yellow tape with NO POPCORN. Despite that, a few minutes ago, someone just made some pop corn in a so marked micro wave. So please - no more pop corn. And you will be held to account if you evacuate this building and that will not be a pleasant experience. If you see someone trying to pop some - don't call me - tell them to stop immediately and then call me.

If this plea doesn't work I will simply remove all the micro waves except those in the caf area and turn a camera on those ones so they can be monitored. One way or the other the pop corn will be stopped."

I hate nit pick on a topic of this gravity but how close is "a hairs breath?"

03/04/2005

Back on Boogie Street

I'm turning tricks, I'm getting fixed,
I'm back on Boogie Street.

A Thousand Kisses Deep, by Leonard Cohen. Seems like I posted this before but I can't find it. From The Good Thief with Nick Nolte.

57 minus 4 days.


At lunch today a woman (I don't remember her name or how it is I know her or she knows me) stopped by our table to say hello. And before she left, she said, "Are you retired now?" The look on my face clued her to her faux pas and she sputtered something like, "Not that you're old enough to retire..." Fuuuccck. It was worse than getting the Senior Discount.

Thank you for wearing pants.

The Daily Show's Rob Corddrey looks at "The New Journalism."

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