Mom is not gonna be happy about this

From childhood friend Buddy Shively on recent visit to Kennett: "The first time we drove by your old house we saw some very strange looking construction - boxes on poles in the back yard. The next time we drove by there were about 12 - 15 birds in the street. At first we thought they were small chickens they looked more like chickens that pigeons but later deduced they must have been pigeons and must reside in those strange looking constructions in the back yard."