So there really IS a Haywood Jablomie Posted on December 28, 2009 by Steve Mays The story below ran on December 26th but got a rewrite sometime between then and now. But thanks to Google cache, it lives on and on, in its original junior high glory.
Another Haywood Jablome (different spelling) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/28/haywood-jablome-strikes-a_n_404876.html
Another Haywood Jablome (different spelling)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/28/haywood-jablome-strikes-a_n_404876.html