Last spring I conceived (and gave to the world) the Alzheimer’s Disease iPhone app. Original, as far as I know. Here’s my latest and you’re welcome to it (Just toast me from the deck of your yacht).
You know how awkward it is when your girlfriend/boyfriend calls your house and your spouse answers your mobile phone? Not if you have the “Never Call Me Here” iPhone app.
Just enter the GPS coordinates for your home and the number of your GF/BF. When you’re at home –where your spouse is most likely to answer your phone– the cheatin’ call goes directly to a secret voice mailbox labeled “Fishing Buddies” (or “Gardening Club”).
Never again will you have to hear: “One of your whores would like to talk to you!”