John McCain’s Magic 8 Ball

One finds the most amusing things at 23/ Like John McCain’s Magic 8 Ball. A clever post with a delightful headline ("John McCain will turn this war around right now if you don’t shut up").

Q: Do you remember where you parked your car?
A: My feet hurt.

Q: Would you bone Hillary?
A: How about you say that to my face?

Q: When did you have your last bowel movement?
A: Would you like some hard candy?

Spooky how dead on the answers all were.