“Cops! Run for it! Uh, sorry.”

Bob Hague (Fez #2) points us to this story on the WCCN website:

Two men, driving the same pickup truck, have been cited for driving drunk in central Wisconsin. Police stopped their truck in Abbotsford recently and found 43-year-old Harvey Miller was steering the truck. Miller has no legs. Officers say 55-year-old Edwin Marzinske was operating the gas pedals and brake.

The police report says Miller admitted he was too drunk to drive, but argued he wasn’t actually operating the truck because he couldn’t push the gas pedal. Officers disgreed and cited him for drunken driving, third offense.

Marzinske was cited for his second drunken driving offense. Both men were also cited for operating a vehicle after revocation.

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