• Teamwork is what you call it when you trick other people into ignoring their priorities in favor of yours.
• Leadership is a form of evil. No one needs to lead you to do something that is obviously good for you.
• Business success is mostly about waiting for something lucky to happen and then taking credit.
• Preparing a Powerpoint presentation will give you the sweet, sweet illusion of productivity.

I also kind of liked one of the commnets: “Unprofessional” and “passionate” is the same thing.