I’ve been thinking about tattoos

About where people put them…and where they don’t. I’ve started noticing them at the place I work out. Guys with big biceps go for some ink there to draw the eye. And the calf seems to be popular for the nerdier types. The women are a bit more cautious. Just below the sock line. The shoulder blade. And in the back, just below the (name of garment goes here) line.

Now, I’m not a tattoo kind of guy. If I’m gonna risk HIV or hepatitis, I want to get it from a co-ed, not a needle. But why conceal the “body art?” I mean, if you have the balls to get the thing, put it out there where the world can see it. Don’t be a pussy. Commit.

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