I picked up our tax returns yesterday and was informed by the nice people that prepared them that it took two reams of paper to compile. They even made a little certificate, recognizing us as the #1 Destroyer of Trees. I’m not sure whether to be proud or dismayed that our return was one of the most complex they worked on this year.
If you drive a car-car I’ll tax the street
If you try to sit-sit I’ll tax your seat
If you get too cold I’ll tax the heat
If you take a walk I’ll tax your feet